i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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