Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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