We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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