I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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