Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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