kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She told me I should be a condom model.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Dear god my vagina.
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