apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
