god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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