If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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