i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i came on her dog
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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