It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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