too bad you live with your parents still
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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