Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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