Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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