And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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