This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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