Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
