What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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