Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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