Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
