My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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