Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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