But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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