I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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