Sponge bath it is.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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