doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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