Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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