Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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