I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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