I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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