ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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