it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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