is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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