its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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