I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you had me at cake vodka
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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