it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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