went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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