Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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