We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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