What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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