If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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