Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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