i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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