So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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