FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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