Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You're like the curious george of whores
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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