I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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