That's intense
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
