We're like a lot better than the average bears
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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