Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I need to wash the frat house off of me
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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