But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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